A cute wee Asian lady just totally made me her bitch- and you know what? I kinda liked it!
I went to have my nails done, but got a little more of a smack- down then I have bargained for.
Her; "I do your nails before, yes?"
Me; "Yes, several times."
Her; (while making clicking noises with her tongue to indicate disapproval) "You no take care of them!"
Me; (looking at my right hand, missing three tips, with two nails bitten till fingers had bled at some point in past few days) "No, you are right, I have not- I bite them- but that's why I keep acrylics on!"
Her; (raps my knuckles with her nail file) "You are very bad- very naughty girl! You should be spanked, yes? No more biting!"
Me; (Meekly) "Yes, Ma'am!"
(I gave her a tip for the sheer chutzpa!)
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